Yeah. Tower Urology. What’s the big deal? It’s right next to Cavern Gynecology.

I want one. 

Sometimes a phone poll can change your whole perspective

Nice try, Annie. The secret’s out.

Check out FutureMe.org and write yourself an email that you receive in the future.  Ooooooh.

Dear Mr. or Mrs. Custodian-

First of all, great sign writing! I only have a few little notes. 1. Don’t second guess yourself! The way you spelled cooperate was right on the money. Sometimes your gut instincts will lead you to success. 2. The parenthesis is a bit much. Your message was already loud and clear. You had us at hello. You’ve overpainted the picture. 

I failed miserably

I liked him better in “The Good Son”

They’re such similar disabilities. Seriously, I watch this every day.