It all started in New York City. I was born on the island of Manhattan on September 25th, 1982. My parents were, and are, two actors who had been born in New York City as well. Both were Broadway performers. My mother was a member of The Phoenix Theatre Company and my father now does voiceover work. He says things like “Advil, advanced medicine for pain.” and “A diamond is forever.” I don’t sound anything like him.

I stayed on the island until I went to a college in Connecticut called Connecticut College. I graduated in 2004 with a BA and majors in both Theatre and Dance, but they left out the “and” on my diploma, so technically I majored in Theatre Dance. During my stay at Conn, I attended the British American Drama Academy in London, where I learned to smoke cigarettes and be European, both of which, upon returning to the states, I promptly forgot. Also, I played Don Juan in a production of Don Juan Comes Back From The War directed by Mark Wing-Davey.

After college I moved back to NYC where I did a play at The Cherry Lane Theatre in the Fringe Festival. Then I moved to Los Angeles, where I continued working as an actor and started performing as a comic. Then I made this website.

You can find out more about me on The Internet Movie Database

This is what I looked like when I was little.

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